Sunday, November 25, 2007

A vulgarized cow.

Driving north on the peninsula of Baja California in Mexico is a strange experience.
Many RV’s can be seen but they are of course all driving south.
Escaping the cold of the north.
Who wants to go to the barren weather except someone on his way to China?



It had already been noticed on the road between San Jose del Cabo and La Paz.
And again after leaving La Paz for Tijuana.
Specific road way signs vulgarly molested by a freak.

There are many signs along the road in Baja California.
Not only announcing sharp curves, but also giving good advices.
Warnings against drinking alcohol and driving.
Advises to drive carefully.
To obey the warnings.
And not to molest the signs.

One of the signs frequently used is a triangle showing the silhouette of a cow.
This is to warn that cattle might be close or even on the road.
In Mexico cows and bulls are not in meadows.
They freely roam the land and can cross the road.
In Wintertime, when the nights are cold, they like to lay down on the warm asphalt.

One freak among us has come up with the idea to target the signs showing the cow or bull.
He has added the silhouette of an erected penis to the animal.



It is more like a joke.
Not of the best taste but a childish person might get a laugh out of it.


What makes it freaky is that the person responsible for this has been adding the erected penis to signs all the way from San Jose del Cabo to where the Fuso Szulc has arrived today: near Mulege.
That is hundreds and hundreds of miles and over 40 to 50 signs warning for cattle have been deformed.



A closer look at the deformed signs show that black tape has been used.
This means that each time, the person had to look for a place to park and walk to the sign.
Next, with the black tape, using scissors, model the penis and stick it on the sign.
A time consuming activity.



Who on earth would decide to do this?
To make all this effort?
To spend so much time and energy on this activity?

Yesterday one sign molested had also a name made with the same black tape.
Oscar.
It is a man doing this, not a woman.
A freak.
A weirdo.
A deranged.
A frusto.

If a good psychologist saw Oscar, a lot of mental garbage will come out of this perpetrator’s trashcan’s mind.





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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

On the other hand, Oscar may be discovered by the fashionable international "art" market and become a millionaire, followed by the defaced signs selling at auction at Christie's and Sotheby's for even more money than Oscar would get...

Anonymous said...

the poor cow, got sex change