Wednesday, February 6, 2008

“Hermaphroditism” and “Parthenogenesis”.

It must have been on the last and 6th day.
That these three men realized they had forgotten one thing while creating human beings.
They made them as they looked themselves.
And for the female they had the dubious idea to make her from the rib of the male.
But how were they supposed to reproduce themselves?
It was obviously forgotten.

No surprise because what kind of designing team wants to gain time by not sculpturing two different persons but make a second one quickly from a part of the first one?
That is not very professional.

Why did they force themselves to work with such a tight time limit of 6 days to begin with?
Was it all not so important to them maybe?
Were they creating another world with other beings for somewhere else the next week?

Anyway, we are stuck now with a clumsy job.
This whole idea to have creatures reproduce themselves using the genital organs is simply a very bad idea.
Exactly like a designer who forgets something and at the last moment comes up with a quick and easy solution.

How more simple it all could have been.
Even when completely forgotten, why not come up with the idea that putting a pink in an ear could do the fertilizing?
But no, they had a look at the newly created bodies and thought that the male and female genitals could very well serve a second purpose.

We have to live with it but we must not forget that we are free to use our bodies in a different way as was foreseen by its creators.
We can walk, but we can also decide to crawl.
We can sit down, but we can also decide to lie on our backs.

We can decide to use the genitals for what is their main purpose only.
And refuse to get them involved in other activities.
And plenty of people have made that choice.
Monks, single people, nuns, hermits, priests, saints and prisoners among them.

In a way they are right.
What a crazy idea it is that organs where awful smelling liquid passes through frequently, are supposed to be available for visits of other people.
It is like two persons having dinner in the toilet.

Now some may argue that the creators had no other options.
That it was the only and ideal solution.

But then we should look what evolution has done to certain kinds of fish.
There are fish in the ocean that fertilize in a much more sophisticated way than human beings are forced to do.
These fish swim calmly and quietly next to each other and gently rub the sides.
This rubbing of sides results in the female fish being fertilized.
Isn’t that romantic and sweet?
And hygienic as well?

Another way the fish have come up with is that the male releases his sperm into the water and these sperms look for the eggs themselves to fertilize them.
Clean, easy, dignified and no condoms needed.

In nature we find what would be the best for human beings as an improvement for the current unfortunate situation.
Rubbing sides is not really an option to research to see if this would be an effective method for humans.
After each trip by underground at peak hours, plenty of women will be pregnant.
And releasing sperm and eggs in the water would need a heated swimming pool each time.
Great for California, but what about Maine?

No, definitely the best new way for us is called “parthenogenesis”.
Not only fish can do this trick, but reptiles, water fleas, birds, sharks, bees and scorpions as well.
What is “parthenogenesis”?
It is an asexual form of reproduction.
Similar to how Maria got pregnant of her son Jesus.
The female is able to become pregnant by herself.
It doesn’t need a male at all.
Not even a white dove.

Great advantage of “parthenogenesis” is that all offspring is female.
If we would manage to engineer ourselves that the females of this world can get pregnant by themselves giving birth to girls only, we will eventually become like the island Lesbos in the ancient times of the Greeks.
A world of women only.

Some men might oppose this.
No problem.
Nature has a second ideal solution for human’s current way of fertilizing.
This solution is called “Hermaphroditism”.
The animal is having both male and female reproductive organs.
And simply does the job during a quiet moment by itself.
It can get pregnant without a friend and deliver a healthy baby.

For us it would mean to accept and develop the opposite side within ourselves.
Every man should become more of a woman.
And every woman should become more of a man.

This will take more than 6 days.

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To learn more about “Hermaphroditism”, click on:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermaphrodite

To learn more about “parthenogenesis” click on:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parthenogenesis









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2 comments:

Ken Norton - Image 66 Media said...

This reminds me of an episode of "The Cosby Show" called "The Day the Spores Landed" where all the guys get pregnant.

It's coming out THERE?

Anonymous said...

Ha! Thanks for the laugh! Very creative.