Thursday, April 9, 2009

A kaleidoscopic Casanova.

As if this blog was a ship in front of the coast of Somalia, yesterday it was somehow high jacked by two individuals called John and Don.
Probably these two men are fervent and loyal blog readers but, as we learned, obscure and vulgar as well.

The management of this blog would like to apologise to all the true fervent and loyal blog readers for the awful inconvenience that occurred yesterday.
It is promised that extra measures will be taken so that this kind of digital pirating is absolutely avoided.

Because it should not have happened.
The respected fervent and loyal blog readers are not supposed to be confronted by the chitchat of some ignorant and ignoble guys.
Who have not much to say as to comment on something that they consume every day for free.
And who probably don’t understand half of the postings anyway.
Because it is about subjects that cannot fit in the small frame of their minds.

These two men, John and Don, complained for example that two subjects for postings are missing for a while.
Politics and women.

Although they are just brute intruders: they do have a point.
Indeed, politics and women have not been coming up as a subject recently and many fervent and loyal blog readers will have been noticing this as well.
In the field of politics it is rather understandable that no postings are published anymore.
There is a new American President and he is not doing much that serves a critical observer ammunition to shoot.
Of course the President is on a spending spree never seen in history before, delivering his country into the pockets of the Chinese and burdening the generations to come with incredible debts to pay.
But not much else critical can be said about Mr. Obama who looks like a lama.

The other subject John and Don were complaining of not being able to read much about anymore was women. However, sources close to the person responsible for this blog whisper, that he is very much involved with women.
He has been seen lunching for 3 hours in a fancy Amsterdam restaurant with a most beautiful woman only two days ago.
A stunning blond with curly hair, an athletic body and most importantly, an impressing charming and charismatic personality.
It seems he has been travelling with her in the past.
Several times this extraordinary woman was furiously blushing and we can only guess what he must have been telling to her to have this stunning phenomenon happen with that kind of a balanced and harmonious woman.

But then yesterday detectives spotted him talking to an urban planner from Zakopane for 2 hours.
A Polish woman also of an incredible beauty in the heart and fortunately in her physical presentation as well.

Both women were seen being kissed and embraced and this must explain why people like John and Don are not reading anything about women on this blog anymore.
Obviously too many things are going on at the same time.
Either there are too many events with women to report on.
Or reporting about all the experiences with those women would confuse the readers too much.
Or, and this is where the suspicion goes, the idea is alive that blogwriter expects that the women involved read the blog as well and are therefore protected from getting jealous.
If they don’t read about the adventures of the kaleidoscopic Casanova, they are lullabyed into dreaming they are the only ones.

Expert observers know much more is going on than is being reported on this blog.
In fact, a blog could be written about what is not in this blog.
And a third blog could be published about all the bending and breaking of reality that is done here.
Creating willingly confusion, hallucinations and misconceptions.
Poor John and Don.
They think they have a place here.
But there is nothing but words.



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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

where are the pics of all the beautiful women you meet, my friend?? why not make the blog more pictorial?

--Raj