Thursday, September 3, 2009

The better behind

A man walks in the street of a town and he looks around.
Enjoying his time and feeling groovy.
Then suddenly his inner voice speaks to him.
He hears resonating in his skull: "Niiiicccce assss".

Immediately the man understands why his inner voice makes this remark.
Right in front of him walks a woman with a really well proportioned and beautifully sculptured behind.
In men's terms that is classified as a "nice ass".
It is a joy and pleasure for many men to spot that female part of the body: that is to say, when it is shaped as the Creator and Hugh Hefner set as an example.

There are also men who get sexually excited seeing the better behind of a woman.
It makes the temperature rise in their erotic cooking pan.
They feel they would like to touch it and caress it.
This as starting points for possible more physical escapades with the well bottomed lady.

Sometimes that works out.
It may need throwing in a dinner or a night of dancing in a nightclub drinks included or a moonlight drive in a Mustang cabriolet.
For the diehard Casanova to manage to steer the lady into the motel room.

Where wild caprioles may take place until suddenly the man receives from his exploring hands signals that volume and form is not exactly as what had been seen in the street.
A discrepancy of serious proportions is determined.
In fact, there is hardly anything at the bottom and the inner voice interrupts the soft sensual scene shouting: "where is the ass?"

Because, fervent and loyal blog readers, the woman is for sure Mexican.
And this one happens to have hardly any volume in her buttocks.
Knowing this, she has bought underpants that has kind of sandbags attached on it.


Placed in a way that when these underpants are put on and then a dress or pants, it looks the lady has a gorgeous behind.
Exactly as many men like it.
But when in the motel room, the gorgeous ass lies on the bathroom floor with the other clothes.



These treacherous underpants are sold in many shops in Mexico.
And unbelievably, they are exposed without shame or sense of diplomacy nor discretion in shop windows.



So men can know about it.
They must realize therefore that it is not always what you see is what you get.

For those traveling to Mexico soon, to be sure in the case of suffering of an enterprising intention, accidentally put the hand on the Senoritas behind to caress lovingly.
But in fact check if it is the inflated under-pant or if it is pure nature.
Because once in the bed, there is no way back.



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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are switching the toppic very fast.... What about Jimena? How is the outcome? Was Jimena wearing these underpants, too ;-)
Andreas

raj said...

Ouch!!

Ken Norton - Image 66 Media said...

Nice to see that you survived the Hurricane and are thinking about these things again.

Anonymous said...

Glad to hear that you made it through the rough weather!
abe

Fred Wishnie said...

Wow! 2 days ago you were saying goodbye, and now you are scoping out fake ass - what a recovery! Praise god again!